This young guy takes his new girlfriend for a stroll downtown late one evening. She sees a designer leather handbag in one store; which is closed for the evening; and she begs him to get for her, so he picks up a brick and breaks the window. They grab the bag and high tail it for two blocks. They stop and she sees a stunning fur coat that she has to have. Again he finds a brick and breaks the glass, grabs the coat and both take off running. As he's catching his breath she points at a diamond ring on display in a jewelry store. "Please," she begs, but the guy in frustration yells at her, "Do you think I'm made of bricks?"
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